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They asked him why he didn't just divorce her... he replied that if he was to do so he'd have to wait in the que like the rest of them. Sent By: Sheena  One day an Iranian girl goes to Iran to visit from usa after 20 years. next day she gets in a taxi and sits next to a 'Jahel'. The girl was wearing a very short skirt and her legs were appealing to the JAAhel. so he reaches and touch the girls leg. The girl gets pretty upset and smack his hands. 2 minutes later the guy looks at her leg again and touches a higher spot on her leg. The girl getts really mad and smacks him in the face. 2 minutes later the guy is going crazy looking aT HER SEXY LEGS, SO HE GRABS HER POOSY!!!! SHE GETS REALLY MAD AND SAYS LETS GO TO THE POLICE STATION , I WANT TO FILE CHARGES AGAINST YOU. THEY GO TO KALONTARI AND SHE TELLS THE OFFICER THE STORY AS IE HAPPENED. SHE THEN SAYS : ...'VA DAST ZAD BE {SHE WAS EMBARACED TO SAY KOS] DAST ZAD BE VAGINAM!!!! THE OFFICER SAYS: O MY GOD THIS IS VERY SERIOUS, I,V GOT TO GO TALK TO MY HIGHER RANK OFFICER" . hE GOES TO HIS BOSS AND SAYS: " YEK XANOMI OOMADE SHIKAYAT KE TOO TAXI NESHASTEH WA JAAHELE BAGHAL! E DASTESH AWAL DAST ZADEH BE PAASH BAD IN ZADEH TOO GOOSHESH WA DO DAQIQEH BAD JAAHELE DAST ZADEH BE.....' HE FORGETS THE WORD "VAGINA", SO HE STICKS HIS HEAD OUT AND SAYS:" BEBAXSHID XANOOM, ESME KOSETOON CHI BOOD?"""..... Sent By: Shangool
When in the morning I was trying to get the bus to get to school, I saw a hot beautiful chick in the bus station. She made me in thought. Honestly my eyes didn't eat water that I can make her, Because she looks like that she falls from the elephant noise. But in each hall I was so big feature I went and started to talk to her, from the food she was a nice girl. After a while we decided that we introduce our parents to each other (which was my first mistake ) so we decided that we all meet each other in the park on Friday night. That was the donkey's Idea. When I saw her parents I shit to my self. My mother she disagreed that I have a girl friend and her parents were very religious that was a time that I said Oh' my god my cow is become pregnant. When our parents start to talk to each other they reminded me of 3 riflemen. Then from the far distance I saw that my father is coming he wasn't include the plan now I should bring donkey and carrying him beam. I started to eat shit that, what the mistake I did. We came to get some spiritual but we become kabob. I don't no why but my father took my grand mother as well that was a flower which becomes to the grass. Sir make your place empty I got really really nice ( ordanqy ) from my sister. Then my mother she comes and told me when you want to become a human. My donkey which doesn't have tail from the beginning, ( my grand mom) she start to advice me ay ma'dar why....... Sir don't bring your headache they mathematically bring our dog father. Any how when I got home I hit my self to the Mr.Ali left street that I didn't know her before and that was the first time that I saw her. Then my father came and told me son we make all those old and don't make any empty. From that time till now I say I make mistake If I do that again and if I see camel I didn't sea, this line ----- and this sign ****. Of course I make all those empty . Sent By: sourena
Just down the street from her there were two local guys (jahel)standing on the side walk. As this young lady was walking by these two guys, one of them asked, hey beautiful lady what's your name? she said. "ESMEH MAN QON CAST". The other guy said, WHY QOR BOONEH UN QONCAT BERAM. TO AGEH VA'H BE WE CEE ME WEE?. Sent By: GHON CHEH The latest news from Shaytune Industries, where "you'll have a hell of a good time"(tm). More new products and services! Shaytune Brewing, makers of "The Brew of Shaytune(tm)", announces two new malt beverages; "DoostWeiser(tm)" and "Low-in-Abroo(tm)", available soon at a bazaar near you. New division, Shaytune Shipping, provides you with local and worldwide shipping arrangements. Unlike our competitors, our shipping charges include all fees AND bribes! We specialize in herb shipments from Afghanistan. Stay tune for more products from Shaytune. Sent By: John B.
As he attempts to turn on his red lights, he realized his lights didn't work. He attempted to turn on his siren, again the siren didn't work either. So as a last resort, he rolled down his window all the way down. He stuck his head out and loudley yelled.. GALDEM...GALDEM...GALDEM...GALDEM... Sent By: GALDEM
(bebeen cetor rangeh sa'atam rangiw avaz miwe?) Sent By: AliBABA The father of a turkish family died, so it is the responsibility of the eldist son of the family th bury him. So the son takes his father and tells his family he will be back in a hour. 5 hours passed and the turk came back all brused up and bleeding. His family asked him "what happend, why are you all brused up and bleeding? The Turk said he wouldn't stay in the grave" Sent By: UNKNOWN This Turk walks into Future Shop, and asked the employee if they have "any colour TV's"? The employee siad "yes". Then the Turk said give me a red one. Sent By: bobogigi
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As he reachs floor 15 he realizes he doesnt have children. Then as he reachs floor 7 he realizes he doesnt have a wife. Then as he reachs floor 3 he realizes he is not even mammad. Sent By: Arash Akbari There was this Turk walking with his girlfriend down the street, and while they were walking together, the girl noticed her dad coming towards them. Quickly the girl said "uh oh, my dad is coming, you better leave". The Turk said "why does your dad know me"? The girl said "no why"? The Truk siad "tell him I'm your brother". Sent By: Parveez turke.
On her way falling down, an American man catches her, she says : "Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll do ANYTHING for you..." The man says : "Okay then, sleep with me." She says : "You PIG!! NEVER!!" So he says : "FINE!" and he drops her down.... So she's falling and screaming... Suddenly a German man catches her in the air from his balcony, she says :"Oh thank you, you saved me, I'll do anything that you ask..." The guy says : "Fraulein, sleep with me." She replies : "Oh you nasty pig!!! NEVER!" So the man says : "Fine!!!" and he also drops her down again. She's falling and thinking that it was better if she slept with one of those men and now she's going to die. Suddenly, a Muslim man catches the woman from his balcony, she says : "Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll SLEEP with you!!" The Muslim man replies : "Astaqfirulla'h!" and he drops her. Sent By: Farshad
First the American scientist said that we are hoping to make some discovery in regard of a life form in planet venus. Everyone clapped for him. Next was a russian scientis and he said that we are hoping to make some discovery in regard of a life form in plant Neptun. Again everyone clapped for him. The 3rd person was a turkish and he said my discovery would be living in planet sun and everyone said are you crazy it is impossibl to live there it is so hot and everything is melt there. then he said don't worry i solved this matter too. I am planning to take my trip to sun at night!! Sent By: Siavash Poor newly wed husband finds out that he has no pants (short) on the night of his wedding . As soon as he realises it , all groom family and friend go to search for a pans(SHORT). They search and search and at the end the only piece of matrial they can find is a sack of rice (GOONI BERENG). They all hurry up to cut and saw this to make a decent pants as the groom was counting down to get to the room (HEJLEH). As tradition all the family were waiting outside to share and congradulate the moment with happy couple .As groom has approched the bride, she had shouted and screemed and fainted. The family come in for rescue and try to find out what has knoced done the bride. After a very hard investigation they notic that the groom pants has got someting written on it, "OSTEKHNI DOM SIYAH, VAZNE KHALES 50 KILO." Sent By: BAHAL-LONDON A turk asks for directions to "taxteh jamwid" the man then replies "pass four red lights and turn right." the terk then headed for taxteh jamwid and was then pulled over by a police. the police says, "Why did you pass four red lights." the turk then said, thats what my directions say. Sent By: Farid and ali
Rashti lady writes: Agar aayee tora' bossam Agar naya'yee be in kossam Rashti man writes back: Agar a'yam tora' ga'yam Agar naya'm be in xa'yam Rashti lady writes in his respond: Agar aayee ma' ra' ga'ee Agar naya'yee kosee da'deh pesar da'yee Sent By: Makhfee
Sent By: Moe from Mission Viejo There was once a poor turk who wanted some more moneys. So one day a friend of his told him to go to Tehran there was money all over the place(he meant there were a lot of jobs available) so the turk decides to go to Tehran. Soon he hears the bus driver announcing that they reached Tehran. As soon as the turk gets off the bus he sees a $20 bill on the street. He then yawns and says i'm to tired now i'll start finding soem money tommorrow Sent By: Ali from Mission Viejo Once there was a turk who was on the top branch of a tree. His friend comes by and asks why are you up that tree? The turk replies i wanna eat some cherries. his friend says but this is a pear tree. the turk then says "the cherries are in my pocket" Sent By: Ali from misson An Afghan man went to a doctor and said: Dr. I need a new brain. Doctor showed him 3 brains that were inside 3 different jars. This brain is Albert Enstien's said the doctor, and it costs $10,000.00. This one which was in the second jar belongs to Beethoven and it costs $5000.00. But this one, as he held the most beautiful golden jar in his hand,belongs to an Iranian man and it goes for $100,000.00. The Afghan looked surprized and said to the doctor: I know Enstien, and I know Beethoven its true their brains worth the money, but who the hell is this Iranian man that his brain costs so much. The doctor looked at the Afghan with a smile and said: My friend, this Iranian brain is brand new, never been used. Sent By: Tiger 1
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the chosses say: no our mom said to play quietly! Sent By: UNKNOWN A Turkish man and his friend Ali go to a soccer game one afternoon. As they are settling into their seats, the Turkish man cries out in delight that he thinks he sees a friend of his sitting on the opposite side of the stadium. So, there he goes, screaming, "Abdulla! Abdullah, I'm over here!!!". However it appears to no avail, because the friend sitting far away does not notice. Thus, Ali lends his Turkish friend his binoculars, to make sure it really is his friend. Upon looking through the binoculars, the Turk whispers, "Abdullah, Abdullah...i'm over here". Sent By: Faribourz
A man that was in front asked why did she hit you? The Turk said" I don't know I saw her dress caught in her butt crack so I pulled it out for her. She slapped me, I thought I did something wrong so I put it back. Sent By: Reza Morakkabi
Sent By: AMIR $- irvine This persian general goes up to a turkish soldier. The general says,"whats your name", the soldier says,"asghar ali". The ganeral asked whats that in your hand, the turkish soldier says,"its my gun". The general says,"no, its your mom, your dad. So the general goes to the next and he says,"Whats your name, the soldier says,"hassan ali",the general says whats that in your hand, he said,"its Asghar Ali's mom and his dad!! Sent By: AMIR
Cause they have no blonds. Sent By: El Vapoe
THIS BUTT IS GOOD FOR AT ANOTHER TEN YEARS WHY THEY TRASHED ALREADY. Sent By: UNKNOWN This Iranian guy is involved in an accident, severely damaging his balls. In the hospital there were no human balls available for transplant. The surgeon tells him the only thing available is a couple of small onions and it should do the job. The patiant agrees and the operation is a success. Six months later he goes for a check up. The Doctor asks if everything was. The guy says yeh...except that everytime I pee I cry, and each time I go to a Chelo-Kabab reastaurant, I get a hard on. Sent By: Sean in Laguna
Sent By: YASHAR SADEGHI one persian man showed a turk a kiwi and asked what it is. The turk said:I don't know but it looks like an egg but i don't know who put a carpet on it Sent By: Mahbod & Arman ONCE A RASHTIES WIFE WAS SHAGGING ANOTHER MAN AND THE RASHTI ARIVES AT HOME SO THE WIFE TELLS HIM THAT THIS IS A ROBOT THAT WILL DO ANY THING YOU ASK HIM TO DO .NEXT DAY RASHTI SEES THE ROBOT IN THE KITCHEN ALL ON ITSELF SO HE DROPS HIS PEN AND ASK THE ROBOT TO PICK IT UP. THE RASHTI GETS BEHIND HIM BUT THE ROBOT DOESN`T LET HIM DO IT SO THE RASHTI ASKS HIM TO GO AND GET THE DRILLER.THE ROBOT THINKS THAT HE IS GOING TO DRILL HIS ARSE SO HE SAYS:"XAR NAWO DOBA'RE SAI KON". Sent By: YASHAR SADEGHI
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Sent By: Sepehr A mullah was paying a visit to one of his Masjid members on a Friday night, and heard a loud party as he approached the house. He knocked on the door and the owner answered. Behind him, he saw a circle of naked men, with blind folded women moving from man to man, fondling each man's package, and guessing who it was. The Mullah, seeing this, said, "I'm sorry. I don't think I'd fit in here right now." "Nonsense," the man replied. "Your name's been called three times already!" Sent By: Simin H.
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Mastxare. Sent By: NAZMEHRMONAZ
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"Well, first you get of the plane and they come after you, then they treat you to a great meal, finally you get to sleep with someone and they offer you money for it." The friend being very enthusiastic about the issue asks" really? Have you been there lately?" No the other replied, but my wife has?" Sent By: akbar
Sent By: Jonathan from CaLiFoRniA An african, mexican, and a turk are sent to jail and their sentence is the death penalty. They are given two choices. Die by the bullet or an AIDS injection. The african says, "just shoot me, i dont giva crap." so they shoot him. Then the mexican guy says, "shoot me, i dont want to suffer from AIDS." so they shoot him too. The turk asks them to inject him with AIDS. After they are done, he says, "haha! i tricked you! i cant get AIDS because i was wearing a condom!" Sent By: Jonathan from CaLiFoRniA
Well sir what are your qualifications? The Rashti says: Va'lla'h ma' barq o a'bom mia'd. Sent By: Topoli
One Hair Sent By: Jonathan from CaLiFoRniA
Sent By: Jonathan from CaLiFoRniA A Turk, father of 8 children, decides to go to Germany to earn enough money to build a house for his family. When he comes back after four years, he finds his children have grown up - but there is a small new baby. Angry he asks his wife how it happened that she gave birth to a child while he was far away. She said: "My husband, while you were abroad I missed you very much, and every evening I looked at your picture before I slept. So I became pregnant." Her husband is satisfied by her answer. His children grow up, and the ninth one becomes a handsome young man. Suddenly, the Turk asks his wife to show him the picture. "What picture?" his wife says. "Well, the picture you were looking at when I was in Germany!". His wife digs into the remotest places of her truncs, and finally shows him the old passport-sized photograph he gave her before he left abroad. The turk lengthly looks at the photo, and suddenly becomes red from anger. "My wife, you cheated me, on this picture you see only the upper part of my body. How is it possible that you became pregnant looking at it?" Sent By: Khosha
Fill it up with gas. Sent By: Miaad A kid goes to the "Baqa'li" asks the shopkeeper for "Gole Pooneh". when the shopkeeper tells him he doesn't have any, the kid grabs the guys balls squeezes them. The store keeper screems in pain and with great anger asks the kid why he did that and the kid responded, well my mom said go to the store keeper and ask for "Gole Pooneh" if he didn't have any "toxmewo begir". Sent By: Hamid (Austria)
He goes to a rifle shop and asks the clerk to show him a scope. The clerk takes out a scope and says to the man, "This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill". The man takes a look through the scope and starts laughing. "What's so funny?" asks the clerk. "I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the house", Rafsanjany replies. The clerk grabs the scope from Rafsanjany and looks at his house. Then he hands two bullets to Rafsanjany and says, "Here are two bullets, I'll give you this scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and shoot the guy's dick off".Rafsanjany takes another look through the scope and says, "You know what? I think I can do that with one shot! Sent By: Simin H.
Sent By: Farzin From Chicago A Rashti is explaining to his friend how nice Tehran has become. You really should go he said. As soon as you arrive at the airport, they will pick you up in a nice car, take you to a nice restaurant, give you food and drinks, than they take you to their own house, give you a bed and someone to sleep with. His friends replies, that's great, when did you go back home?. Rashi: " Va'la'h Man Naraftam, Xa'noom Rafteh bud, Tarif Mikard" Sent By: Kamran Q: Who's the bravest man in the world? A: The head-prayer of Qazvin. Q: Why? A: Because he bends over behind so many Qazvinis! Sent By: Shahin Shooshang A turk bought a brand new pride in tehran. The next day while driving on the street he was broad-sided by an uncomming car. Angry and frustrated, he yelled at the driver of the other car and demanded reparation. The driver, asked him calmly, if his car was a 1377 model? Yes. but why you ask this question, said the turk. Because the new models of Prides have a very unique feature; if you blow in the tail pipe the the dents will pup out to their normal shape and contour. Happy to hear that, the turk said to the other driver "you can go" and started blowing into the exuaust pipe. Meanwile, a friend was passing by and stopped to ask him what was doing. The turk explained what had just happened and continued to blow in the tail pipe. Suddenly his friend yelled at him: Ahmad, it is because of you and people like you that we are the subject of so many jokes. How come? said the turk. you forgot to roll the window up before blowing in the tail pipe. Sent By: alrf alef police departments from around the world were presenting their statistical data on crime and how long it took for them to catch the culptit (thiefs). The New York Police Department showed a table armed robberies and stated that criminals are usually captured within 24-48 hours in NY. Similar data and statements were also presented by France, Britain, Italy, Germany, etc. When Tehran Police Depart- ment presented the data everyone was surprized. The speaker said: We often know of all burgleries that happens in the city 24 hours ahead of time before any given incidence. Sent By: alef alef The Top Five T.V. shows in Iran 1. "Fatimeh loves Chachi" 2. "Allah McBeal" 3. "Suddenly Sanctions" 4. "Momman's Family" 5. "Tehran 90210" Sent By: Hollie Farokhi What does the rashti call a mirror... man-daraw-peida Sent By: Topoli Once a Rashti wanted to go on a trip to Europe, but he was very worried about his wife. So he went to his son and gave him a marker and told him "pessar ja'n, in majic ra' begir va agar xoda'yeh nakardeh az Ma'ma'n ja'n xata'yi sarzad ruyeh badanaw yek da'yereh bekew ta man badan hessa'baw ra' beressam". After a week he calls from Europe and asks his son "Pessar ja'n xob begu bebinam ceh xabare", the son responds " Ba'ba', Ma'dar nagu Palang begu!" Sent By: UNKNOWN One day, during their lunch break, a German, a French, and a Turk construction worker are sitting on top of a tall building that they are building. They each open their lunchboxes and the German looks at his lunch and sees a big fat sausage. He throws his lunch down and says, "Ach, if I have Sausage again tomorrow I will jump!" Then the French opens his lunchbox and looks at it with disgust: "Yuk, if I see French bread in that lunchbox tomorrow I will jump!" Then the Turk looks into his plastic bag and throws his lunch off the building: "Ahh, if I see bread and cheese again in there tomorrow, thats it, I'm definitely going to jump!" The next day, its lunchtime again and the three of them go up on the building. First the German opens his lunch box, looks at it, starts crying, and jumps off the building. Then the French looks at his lunch, yells out "Nooooo!" and jumps off. Then comes the Turk. He takes a look at his lunch, starts shouting, "Ay pedarsag!" and he jumps off too. The next day, at their funeral, their wives are over the graves crying. The German wife says, "If only I knew he didn't like sausages, I wouldn't have packed him those every day for lunch." The French wife says, "If only I knew he didn't like French bred, I would have never put it in his lunchbox. Then the Turk's wife looks at the grave confused, "I really don't get it, he always packs his own lunch!!" Sent By: beyrut Q.)A Rashti is walking down the street and he sees a short black man. What does he say to him? A.) "Oww tu Nime-Shabi?" Sent By: Shohreh Khanoom Q:Three Iranians in a car. Who's driving? A:The Hostage. Sent By: Navid Soltani one day they asked a turk to go to bazar and buy a newspaper, he came back from the bazar with a donkey. they told him we asked you for a newspaper now you bring us a donkey. the turk replies i could not find kayhan i bought hamshahry! Sent By: UNKNOWN A Rashti, a Tehrani and a Ghazvini were travelling on a plane, with a bunch of kids. It appeared that there was a problem with the engine and everybody had to jump. Rashti said: we must save the kids! Tehrani said: fuck the kids. Ghazvini said: Do we have time for that? Sent By: Ari once someone asks a turk to make a sentence with the word "wa'di". the turk says : "to ce qadr kun gowa'di!" Sent By: xypy there was a tork that was washing windows on the 40th floor and someone from his car came out and said "hey hassan your wife and kids died in a car crash!" and the tork got so upset and jumped off and while he was falling he said to himself "i dont have a wife, i dont have kids, my name isnt hassan!" Sent By: Shahin The Rashti people have claimed that from now on they will be more independent (Xod kafah). From now on they will make their own kids! Sent By: Rita One day, Mola Nasredin died. Then people decided to take him to the grave yard, and they didn't know which way to go. Then he got up from his coffin, and told them to go the left way Sent By: UNKNOWN One day a Turk and his camel were walking in a desert when they meet a stranger. Stranger asks: Where are you going with this donkey ? Turk replies: Are you blind to see this is not a donkey ? Stranger quickly replies: Ba' to nistam. Ba' wotor hastam. Sent By: Farhad One day a young girl and her male companion were traveling in a taxi car with a mullah. The young girl sat in the middle of the mullah and boy. When the car steered sharply to the left, the young girl fell upon the young boy. Then mullah looked discontent and mumbled "La'-Illa'h-Ha-Illalla'h". Suddenly the car steered sharply towards the right and the young girl was thrown onto the mullah. He now mumbled "Al-Hamdollila'lla'h"! Sent By: Rita The teacher asks the student to conjugate the verb "kardan": Hassani says:
Sent By: the seeker of happiness A kid goes to the "Baghali" asks the store keeper for "Goleh Pooneh". when the store keeper tells him he doesn't have any, the kid grabs the guys balls squeezes them. The store keeper screems in pain and with great anger asks the kid why he did that and the kid responded, well my mom said go to the store keeper and ask for "Gol Pooneh" if he didn't have any "toxmewo beggir". Sent By: UNKNOWN There was a tourk riding on Air Italia. He was sitting next to a beautiful Italian woman who was wearing a beautiful perfume. He asked her what it was and she said,"Nina Ricci." A few minutes later, the tourk passes gas. The woman smells it and asks what that horrible smell is. The tourk replies,"Lubia Chitti." Sent By: Mamad Someone asks a Turkish man if he is "lion or fox", he replies, "what is wrong with being a "donkey". Sent By: Rita Once an Arab meets with an accident and they take him to hospital.They tell him that since he has lost alot of blood he needs blood transfusion right away. Arab guy agrees. After 20 minutes the hospital staf come back and tell him that they are sorry coz they can not give the transfusion since whatever blood they have is infected with H.I.V. The Arab guy says: VOOLEK,DON'T WORRY, I AN WEARING A CONDOM. Sent By: Bohlul One day a Tork arrives to America. He gets hungry and decides to go to get a snack. While he was walking down the street, he sees a restuarant that says "Hot Dogs" He was thinking for a while and said, Sageh Daq? But then he decides to try it. So he walks in the store and says to the waiter "hot dog please?" When he recieved his hot dog, he said, "Wa'nse Ma' bebin coja'yeh sageh bema' resid!" Sent By: Robert There is a talking parrot who is raised in a whorehouse. After a while a wealthy guy sees the parrot and amazed by the way its talking decides to buy it. So he buys the parrot and put it into a beautiful golden cage on a pedestal in his ball room. One night during a big party, among the guests the parrot sees an army officer and very terrified shouted out: "jende ha dar rid police oumad!!" Sent By: UNKNOWN A newcomer to Rasht take a cab and asks the driver to show him the town. The Rashti driver rides to a street and as he is showing the houses to the man says: you can get each woman in this street just for 10 toman. Then turns to another street and says: but the women in this street are a little bit more expensive. you have to pay at least 20 toman to get one. Turning to another street he goes on: the average rate for the women in this street is 50 toman. and so and so and so. So the passenger get tired and asks: " you mean you don't have even one -najib- woman in your town?" "yes ofcourse we do. But they are really really expenseve!!" Sent By: Jas In a national presidentail debate a reporter asked Mr. Nouri, How many watermelon can you pickup at one time? Mr. Nouri replied 3, the reporter asked how? Mr. Nouri said one under my right arm, one under my left arm and one Sare KIRAM. The reporter asked the same question of Mr. Khatami he replied, 5 watermelons. everybody were puzzled how he could pickup 5 watermelons. He calmly answered one under left arm, one under right arm and Mr. Nouri'ro Sare KIRAM. Sent By: sabz Ali One day a rashtee invite his tehrani friend to his house in rasht for dinner, after dinner it is late and Rashtee guy ask his friend to stay over. He says, you and I sleep here and the wife will go upstairs. Rashtee guy wakes up in the middle of the night and see the tehrani guy is not there and you can here his wife is laughing upstairs, He goes upstairs and see, the tehrani guy and his wife in bed laughing and having fun. he says in anger, tof be goor pedar pedar sooxtat beyad, inja' cee ka'r mikoni. Tehrani guy says, nothing I just rolled off the bed, rashtee guy says, pedar sag, if you roll off, you will fall down not up to the second floor. rashtee guy says, I know, that's why me and your wife are laughing. Sent By: Hamid agha Once a guy goes to a small town. People were all praying and the /Pishnamaz/ was a guy who had lost his arms, legs, ears and tongue and nose. He asks one of the prayers: Oh, he must be a veteran from the war? The guy says, no, he is not. The visitor says: then what's happened to his arms? They guys says: well, they chopped the right arm off when he raped the mayor's son, and the left hand, when he raped the sherif's. The visitor asks: what about his legs? His tongue? His nose? They guy says: well, the right leg was chopped off when he raped the lawyer's son and the left one the policeman's son, his tongue when he raped the guest of the sherif,.... The visitor asks, well then why have you made this /tohfeh/ your head-prayer? The guy says: so what? let him stands in the back and rapes us too? Sent By: majnoon
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