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Obeid's Biography
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Obeyd e Za'ka'ni yeki az na'mda'rtarin wa'eran e sadeye hawtom e hejri va az
hamzama'na'n e Ha'fez ast. Hama'nand e besya'ri digar az honarmanda'n e
Irani, az zendegi e xosusi e Obeyd A'ga'hi e canda'ni dar dat nist.
Hamcena'n ke az na'maw peyda'st az mardom e Za'ka'n e Qazvin ast. Va wa'yad
az hamin ru bara'ye mardom e qazvin latifeh besya'r sa'xteh ast. Guya'
zama'ni ham dar java'ni be veza'rat rasideh. Vali biwak, dar zama'n e
haya'taw wa'eri mawhur budeh ast. Amma' a'nce u ra' zaba'nzad e hameh kardeh
ast tanz e biparva' va amiq ust ke na'dorostiha', doruyiha' va powt e pa'
zadan be arzewha'ye ensa'ni ra' newa'ngar ast.
Obeyd biw az hameh, ha'kema'n, qa'zia'n, va molla'ya'n ra', ke mosallas e
setam e ejtema'iand ra' newa'neh migirad va doruyi inha' ra a'wka'r misa'zad.
Va albatteh in be hic vajh ma'yeye in nist ke u rafta'r e nekuhideye mardom e
kuce o ba'za'r ra' nadideh begirad. Dar natijeh, xora'fa't setizi, riwxand e
taasoba't baxw e digari az ka'r e ust. Masnavi e muw o
Gorbeye u yeki az ziba'tarin "fable"ha'ye emruz e adab e jaha'n ast. Keta'b e
Axla'q-al-Awra'f niz az tanzha'ye besya'r sangin be woma'r miravad.
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Great Thanks to C.M.A. (Bohlul-al-Orafa') to make this page possible.
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Naql az Obeide Z'ak'ani:
Mazlum ham'an'a bace-i r'a guyand ke kunaw gozawte ba'wand va pulaw nada'de
ba'wand.
Sent By:
Kakuli
Mardi goft man xoda' hastam. Pa'dewa'h u ra' gereft va be zenda'n
anda'xt.
Kasi be masxareh be u goft: Axer, Ja'ye xoda' dar zenda'n ast? Mard goft:
xoda' hameh ja' hast.
Sent By:
C.M.A. (Bohlul-al-Orafa')
Darviwi dar dehi be gedayi raft. Goft be man cizi bedahid vagarna ba' in
deh hama'n konam ke ba' deh e piwin kardam! Deha'tiha' tarsidand o bara'yaw
xord o xora'k avardand. Vaqti sir wod az u porsidand ke begu ba' a'n yeki
deh
ce kardi? Goft: hic raha'yaw kardam va be in deh a'madam. Agar woma' ham
cizi
nemida'did woma' ra' ham raha' mikardam o be deh e digari miraftam.
Sent By:
C.M.A. (Bohlul-al-Orafa')
Waxsi be guresta'n raft. Yek qabr xeili dera'z did. Porsid in qabr e kist?
Goftand qabr e alamda'r e Rasul ast. Goft magar ba' qalamaw xa'kaw kardehand!?
Sent By:
C.M.A. (Bohlul-al-Orafa')
Waxsi migoft man Xoda' hastam. Bordandaw piw e ha'kem. Ha'kem bara'ye inke
u ra' betarsa'nad goft: Ey mardak mida'ni pa'rsa'l yeki inja' migoft man
peyqambar hastam, man dastur da'dam kowtandaw. Mard goft xub ka'ri kardid
con u ra' man naferesta'deh budam!
Sent By:
C.M.A. (Bohlul-al-Orafa')
Be pirmard e arabi goftand: Hameye omrat ra' be gona'hka'ri gozara'ndi,
vel kon boro makkeh tobeh kon.
Goft: Pul nada'rm.
Goftand: Xa'nehat ra' befruw xarj e safar kon.
Goft: Vaqti bargawtam ce konam?
Goftand: Barnagard, hama'nja' dar xa'neye Xoda (Makkeh) bema'n.
Goft: An vaqt Xoda' nemiguyad ke mardikeye ahmaq xa'neye xudat ra' foruxti,
a'maedehi dar xa'neye man newastehi ke ce!?
Sent By:
C.M.A. (Bohlul-al-Orafa')
Az hakimi porsidand ke a'ya' yek mard e 80 sa'leh ke zane java'n da'wteh
ba'wad, mitava'nad baceh da'r wavad. Goft hatman vali bewarti ke hamsa'yeaw
yek mard e java'n e bist sa'leh ba'wad!
Sent By:
C.M.A. (Bohlul-al-Orafa')
Be mardi goftand pesarat aslan be xodat wabih nist. Goft: agar hamsa'yeha'
dast az sare mA barmida'wtand baceha'yeman wabih e ma' miwavand.
Sent By:
C.M.A. (Bohlul-al-Orafa')
Mardi be zan e hamsa'yeaw goft mixa'ham ba' to bexa'bam ta' bebinam to
behtari ya' zan e xodam. Zan goft in ra' az woharam bepors ke ham ba' man
xa'bideh ham ba' zan e to!
Sent By:
C.M.A. (Bohlul-al-Orafa')
Az pirzani porsidand dust da'ri yek deh be to bedahim ya' yek kir? Goft
man hoseleye sar o kalleh zadan ba' deha'tiha' ra' nada'ram!
Sent By:
C.M.A. (Bohlul-al-Orafa')
Az Axundi porsidand mosalma'ni cist? Goft man yek Axud hastam , man az
koja' mida'nam?
Sent By:
C.M.A. (Bohlul-al-Orafa')
Yek qazvini dar ha'li ke farya'd mizad o miguzid, be jang e wir miraft. Az
u porsidand cera' farya'd mizani? Goft: mixa'ham wir betarsad. Goftand cera'
miguzi? Goft: barAye inke xodam ham mitarsam!
Sent By:
C.M.A. (Bohlul-al-Orafa')
Yek zani be yek moxannas (hamjens bAz) goft zia'd nadeh ke dar a'n donya'
gerefta'r miwavi! goft to boro negara'n e xodat ba'w con man ba'yad java'b e
yek sura'x ra' beadaham va to java'be do ta' ra'!
Sent By:
C.M.A. (Bohlul-al-Orafa')
Solta'n Mahmud dera'z kawideh bud o saraw ra' goza'wteh bud ruye pa'ye
Talhak (Dalqak). Be wuxi be Talhak goft: Talhak to ba' "dayyusa'n" ce nesbati
da'ri? Goft: Qorba'n, ba'lew e iwa'nam!
Sent By:
C.M.A. (Bohlul-al-Orafa')
Az Talhak porsidand "Dayyusi" yani ce? Goft: In mas'ale ra' az qa'ziha'
beporsid!
Sent By:
C.M.A. (Bohlul-al-Orafa')
Mazid mardi zewtru bud. Zanaw ha'meleh wod. Ruzi be mazid nega'hi kard o
goft: Va'y agar bacceye man wabih e to bewavad. Mazid goft: va'y agar
nawavad!
Sent By:
C.M.A. (Bohlul-al-Orafa')
Mard e zewtruyi nawasteh bud jeloye a'yneh o migoft: xoda'ya' wokrat ke
mara' in anda'zeh xowru o ziba' a'faridi. Nokaraw miwenid. Kasi va'red e
xa'neh wod va az nokar porsid: Arba'bat ce mikonad? Goft: Hic! Newasteh va
be xoda' doruq mibandad!
Sent By:
C.M.A. (Bohlul-al-Orafa')
Qazvini be jang e mola'hedeh (koffa'r) rafteh bud. Sangi bar saraw
zadand. Asaba'ni ru be dowman kard o goft: Magar kurid? Separ be in bozorgi
ra' nemibinid? Sang bar sar e man mizanid!
Sent By:
C.M.A. (Bohlul-al-Orafa')
Qazvini ba' yek kama'n e bi tir be jang miraft. Goftand to ke Tir
nada'ari. Goft dowman tir mianda'zad man bar mida'ram. Goftand wa'yad dowman
tir nayanda'xt? Goft: A'nvaqt jangi naba'wad!
Sent By:
C.M.A. (Bohlul-al-Orafa')
Pedar e Johi yek kaniz da'wt ke ga'hi ba' u mixa'bid. Yek wab Johi
leba's e pedaraw ra' puwid va be sora'q e kaniz raft. Kaniz dar ta'riki goft:
To kisty? Goft: Man pedaram hastam!
Sent By:
C.M.A. (Bohlul-al-Orafa')
Pesar e yek qazvini dar ca'h ofta'd. Qazvini bar sar e ca'h da'd mizad:
Ba'ba' ja'n jayi naro ta' man beravam tana'b beya'varam o darat biyaram!
Sent By:
C.M.A. (Bohlul-al-Orafa')
Dozdi nimeh wab be xa'neye mardi faqir zad. Mard az xa'b barxa'st o
goft: Ey ahmaq a'nce to dar wab e ta'rik mijuyi, ma' dar ruz e rowan
nemiya'bim!
Sent By:
C.M.A. (Bohlul-al-Orafa')
Zani doxtari za'yid. Afsus mixord ke ey ka'w dar mia'n e pa'yaw cizi bud
(Pesar bud). Dayeh wenid., goft: qosseh naxor. Doa' kon bozorg wavad.
Enqadr dar mia'n e pa'yaw ciz bebini ke xasteh wavi!
Sent By:
C.M.A. (Bohlul-al-Orafa')
Darviwi giveh dar pa' nama'z mixa'nd. Dozdi mixa'st giveye u ra'
bedozdad. Be darviw goft: Ba' giveh nama'z naba'wad . Goft: agar nama'z
naba'wad giveh ba'wad.
Sent By:
C.M.A. (Bohlul-al-Orafa')
Talhak bacceh dar wod. Solta'n Mahmud az u porsid zanaw ce za'ydeh.
Goft: qorba'n, darviwan ce miza'yand? Ya pesar ya doxtar. Solta'n Mahmud
goft: magar bozorga'n ce miza'yand? Talhak goft: yek mojud e za'yed e bixod e
na'hanja'r guy e xa'neh baranda'z!
Sent By:
C.M.A. (Bohlul-al-Orafa')
Dar dehi xari ra' fahl mida'dand (joftgiri mikardand). Sa'heb e xar e
nar zani xowgel bud ke az mardi ke sa'hab e xar e ma'deh bud bara'ye in ka'r
panj dina'r gerefteh bud. Mardak be zan goft: Cetor ast ke man ba'yad bara'ye
xar e nar e to panj dina'r bedeham vali agar man bexa'ham ba' zani bexa'bam
ta' dah dina'r nagirad vel nemikonad. Zan goft to yek kir mesl e kir e xar e
man bia'r man be to panja'h dina'r mideham.
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C.M.A. (Bohlul-al-Orafa')

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